Dirty Adult Jokes: Ode to Ovaltine (Poems)

Uncle Jack and Aunty Mable

Fainted at the breakfast table.

Let this be an awful warning...

Not to do it in the morning.

Ovaltine has put them right,

Now they do it morn and night.

Uncle Jack is hoping soon

To do it in the afternoon.

Hark the herald angels sing,

Ovaltine is a damned good thing!