Dirty Adult Jokes: Nothing Could Be Finer (Poems)

(To the tune of Nothing Could Be Finer Than To Be In Carolina In The Morning)

Oh! Nothin' could be finer than to be in a vagina...

in the mornin'.

Nothin' could be sweeter than my sweetie when I

'meat' her in the mornin'.

All the little whories, hang around my door

Whisperin' dirty stories, I never heard before.

Jumpin' on my girlie, when the dew is pearly...

in the mornin'.

Dicky he just rises up, and slips into that

warm moist cup at dawnin'

If I had a Sultan's harem, just for a day

I'd tell 'em all, and here's what I say.

Nothin' could be finer than to be in a Vagina

in the mornin'!