Dirty Adult Jokes: Consequences (Poems)

Kissing is a habit,

screwing is a game,

boys get all the pleasure,

girls get all the pain.

He says he loves you

and you believe it's true,

but when your stomach starts to swell

he says the hell with you!!!

16 minutes of pleasure,

9 months of pain,

3 days in the hospital,

a baby with no name.

The baby is a bastard

the mother is a whore,

it never would of happened

if the rubber hadn't tore!