Dirty Adult Jokes: ABC'S of Sex (Other)

A is the Artful word he uses.

B is the Blush as she gently refuses.

C is the Creep of his hand up her legs.

D is the Don't as she pleadingly begs.

E is the Excitement as his hand goes higher.

F is the Feeling of ticklish desire.

G is the Gasp as her quim, he touches.

H is the Helplessness she feels in his clutches.

I is the Itching which makes her feel hot.

J is the Jump as the spot, he touches.

K is the Kiss with which she rewards him.

L is the Love which she now feels towards him.

M is the Move which they make for the bed.

N is the Nice way her legs are outspread.

O is the Opening now fully revealed.

P is the Pen with nib fully pealed.

Q is the Queerness she feels when it is in.

R is the Rubbing that's now to begin.

S is the Strokes getting stronger and stronger.

T is the Tickling she wishes would last longer.

U is the Unction now freely flowing.

V is the Vigour with which they are moving.

W is the Wish that he would do it again.

X is the Xtent of the pleasure they gain.

Y is the Yearning that makes her feel sick.

Z is the Zambuk he rubs on his prick.