Dirty Adult Jokes: American Indians' Customs (Other)

Mary Walters was doing a documentary in the customs of American Indians. After a tour of a reservation they were on, she asked why the difference in the headdresses ? She asked a brave who had only one feather in his headdress, his reply was, "Me have only 1 squaw, me have only 1 feather." She asked another brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This brave had 4 feathers in his headdress. He replied, "Ugh- me have 4 feathers, because me sleep with 4 squaws." Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of squaws involved, she decided to interview the chief. Now the chief had a headdress full of feathers, which needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?" The chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me chief, me fuck-em all, big, small, fat, tall, me fuck-em all." Horrified, Ms. Walkers stated, "you ought to be hung!" The chief replied, "You damn right me hung---big like buffalo, long like snake." Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so goddam hostile!" The chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any-style, me fuck-em all!" Tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear!" The chief said, "No deer ... Me no fuck deer. Asshole to high and fuckers run to fast. No fuck deer."