Dirty Adult Jokes: Job in a Toy Factory (Other)

A woman is looking for a job when she comes across an ad in the paper for an assembly line worker at a toy factory . She calls the number and sets up an appointment for an interview. The next day the interviewer is looking over her resume and then looks at her and says, "I'm sorry ma'am, you are over qualified for all the positions that we are hiring for." She say's that she is really in need of a job and it doesn't mater what it is that she would be doing. The interviewer thinks for a minute and says, "There is one position that I might be able to give you." He tells her what it is and she says "I'll take it." He takes her down to the assembly line, explains the job to her, and says be here ready to work at 8:00AM sharp. She thanks him very much. The next morning the assembly line manager comes up to the office and complains about the woman that was just hired that morning. The interviewer asks what is wrong, and the line manager tells him he better see for himself. The interviewer walks down to the assembly line and stands off to the side watching her. The first thing he sees is dolls all over the floor, and the assembly shut down. She picks up two marbles, a piece of felt and sews the marbles onto the inside of the felt, and then onto the front of the doll. The interviewer is puzzled at first as to what she is doing, and then it hits him. He starts laughing like crazy for about 2 minutes with people staring at him. After he rises from the floor he walks over to the woman and says, "Ma'am, I must not have explained the job correctly to you, I meant to say you were supposed to give Elmo two test tickles."