Dirty Adult Jokes: Children at School (Other)

The teacher walks into the room. There is two little girls and one little boy. The teacher turns to the first little girl and says "I have something round and soft in this pocket. Can you tell me what it is?" The little girl says, "it's a apple." The teacher says no that's wrong, but I like the way you think. "So she turns to the other little girl and says," I have something hard and round in this pocket. Can you tell me what it is?" and the little girl says, "it's an orange." The teacher says no that's wrong, but I like the way you think. "Then she turns to the little boy and says," I'm not going to ask you, because everytime I ask you something you always come back with something dirty." The little boy says, "Okay, I have something round, hard, and it has a head on it in my pocket. Can you tell me what it is?" and the teacher said, "see I told you would say something dirty, but what is it?" The little boy said, "It's a quarter, but I like the way you think."