Dirty Adult Jokes: Little Red Riding Hood (Other)

Little Red Riding Hood is about to go visit her Grandmother. Her mother tells her, "Little Red Riding Hood, don't walk through the forest, you know the Big Bad Wolf is going to try to pinch your titties."

Little Red Riding Hood says, "Oh no, he's not!" and she leaves.

Farmer Brown sees Little Red Riding Hood and says, "Little Red Riding Hood, don't walk through the forest, you know the Big Bad Wolf is going to try to pinch your titties."

Little Red Riding Hood says, "Oh no, he's not!" and walks on.

Finally, she gets to Grandmother's house and the Big Bad Wolf jumps out and says, "Little Red Riding Hood, why are you in the forest, you know I'm going to pinch your titties."

Little Red riding hood pulls a gun out of her basket and says, "Oh no you're not, you're going to eat me, just like the story says!"