Dirty Adult Jokes: Love Potion (Other)

A young man was smitten by a very lovely young lady. Unfortunately, she did not return the feeling. In desperation he went and visited a group of witches searching for a love potion.

They informed him that they no longer provided such an item. It was highly unethical to administer a potion to someone without her permission.

They did have an alternate solution. They sold him a bottle of small white pellets. He was to bury one in her yard every night at midnight for a month.

He returned to the witches six weeks later excited and thankful. He and the young lady were to wed in a month.

The witch told him, "Nothin' says lovin' like something from a coven and pills buried say it best."