Dirty Adult Jokes: It's Where You Set Your Standards (Other)

It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.

The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass"

The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass."

Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."