Dirty Adult Jokes: The Prospector Limerick (Limericks)

An old desert rat named Burdew

Came to town one day for a screw.

He threw down a quarter

And drawled out, "That orter

Cover a quick poke or two."

The madam looked very askance

At the grime on his shirt and his pants,

His scruffy gray beard,

The eyes that went weird,

And the odor that wasn't from France.

"Ol" fella," she said with a grin,

"For a quarter, I'll let you right in

To a room that's just ripe

For a man of your type

And a gal that's ideal for your sin."

The prospector's eyes went aglow

As the fire began burning below.

His hands started shaking

And his knees were aquaking.

It was plain he was rarin' to go.

So they led him out back of the place

To a shed with just enough space

For the fattest pink sow,

He'd seen anyhow

With a sorta' sweet smile on her face.

Burdew shoved everyone aside,

Slammed the door and was quickly astride

His porky delight

Where he spent the whole night

In a passionate piggyback ride!

At daybreak, Burdew poked his head

Out of the tumbledown shed

With a satisfied sigh,

He said, "Miss Piggy and I

Will be having our breakfast in bed."