Dirty Adult Jokes: A Confession (Life)

A man was just recovering in hospital after being unconscious for a week. His wife was sitting by his side when he woke up. Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash, you were there when I lost my job, you were present when my parents died, and you were by my side when someone stole all my money from my account.....and you know what? Wife: What? Man: I think you're bad luck.