Dirty Adult Jokes: Honeymooners (Life)

This girl and guy had been dating for a very long time and engaged to be married even though they had never had sex. The night before the wedding the guy begged and begged for a preview of what was to come the next night. Of course, the girl left him very unsatisfied saying,"All good things are worth waiting for!" On the wedding day he thought he'd give it another shot for a pre-wedding quickie...he just couldn't wait any longer. She once again shot him down saying good things are worth waiting for. So they get married and are on the plane headed for their honeymoon in Dallas. The new husband just couldn't stand it any longer, and begged please we are married now...it's ok! So they new wife looked at her husband and thought of how good he'd been.... she told him to just go along with whatever she did.... she climbed in his lap and unzipped his pants, slipped him in for the first time...and started jumping up and down screaming...."we're goin to dallas, we're going to dallas" soon enough every one in the plane was cheering and the husband finally got his peice of ass!