Dirty Adult Jokes: Special Pills from the Drugstore (Doctors)

A young man walks eagerly up to the pharmacist. "Look man, I've got three horny women coming over to my place tonight! I've never done anything like this before and I need to be GOOD tonight! What do you recommend?" The pharmacist replies: "Well I think we can help you. These pills here are Triple-Strength. Just use one and believe me, your hard-on will outlast all three of your lady friends!" "GREAT!" says the guy, "Gimme THREE!" ...the following day, the same man walks into the pharmacy again. He looks very rumpled and exhausted. The pharmacist sees him and comes over. "Hey! How'd it go last night?" The young man briefly unzips his trousers to show the pharmacist his penis. It looks absolutely horrible...bruised and bloody. The man asks the pharmacist for some Ben-Gay cream. The pharmacist looks horrified: "Jesus, you aren't gonna put Ben-Gay on that are you?" "No, no", says the man, "the Ben-Gay is for my arms...the girls never showed up last night.