Dirty Adult Jokes: Things Never to Say to a Man with Small Penis (Advices)

* "I've smoked fatter joints than that."

* "Ahh, it's cute."

* "I'm sorry."

* "Who circumcised you?"

* "Why don't we just cuddle?"

* "You know they have surgery to fix that."

* "It's more fun to look at."

* "Make it dance."

* "You know... there's a tower in Italy like that."

* "Wow, and your feet are so big."

* "My last boyfriend was 4" bigger."

* "It's OK, we'll work around it."

* "Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?"

* "Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh."

* (giggle and point)

* "Can I be honest with you?"

* "My 8-year-old brother has one like that."

* "Let me go get my tweezers."

* "How sweet, you brought incense."

* "This explains your car."

* "Maybe if we water it, it'll grow."

* "Thanks, I needed a toothpick."

* "Are you one of those pygmies?"

* "Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?"

* "All right, a treasure hunt!"

* "I didn't know they came that small."

* "Why is God punishing you (or ME for that matter)?"

* "At least this won't take long."

* "Let's just stick with your hand."

* "Do you need a splint to prop that up."

* "How interesting..."

* "I never saw one like that before."

* "But it still works right?"

* "Do you take steroids?"

* "I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick."

* "Maybe it looks better in natural light."

* "I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."

* "Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?"

* "Let me know when you're done."

* "Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident."

* "Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?"

* "Aww, it's hiding."

* "Are you cold?"

* "Is that an optical illusion?"

* "What is that?"

* "Does this run in your family?"

* "I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry."

* "Were you neutered?"

* "It's a good thing you have so many other talents."

* "Does it come with an air pump?"

* "So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality."

* "Where are the puppet strings?"

* "Deep throat? I doubt it'll reach my tongue!"

* "Your big gun is more like a BB gun."

* "Can you get this pencil out of me now?"

* "Do I hang my hat on it?"

* "Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!"

* "Don't hold back."

* "Nevermind, why bother?"