Dirty Adult Jokes: Gender Quiz (Advices)

Unsure of Your Sex? Take This Quick Quiz:

1. Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are:

a. one

b. almost a dozen

2. When parking your car in a public garage you:

a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant

b. hand your keys over politely

3. You haven't shaved in 4 days. The resulting stubble can be construed as:

a. sexy

b. gross

4. At the doctor's, a common request would be:

a. "Cough."

b. "Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?"

5. As a sporty person, you need athletic support with:

a. one cup

b. two cups

6. When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is:

a. nothing

b. "Do I look fat?"

7. You've slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe you would be:

a. sports legend

b. tramp

8. The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is:

a. 35

b. 14

9. When you hear the words "hand wash," the first thing that comes to your mind is:

a. your car

b. panty hose

10. It's the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311 average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate turns to you and says, "Do you want a back rub?" You are:

a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question

b. daydreaming

11. Your idea of basic pump is:

a. an athletic shoe made by Nike

b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva

12. Multiple Orgasms are something you:

a. give

b. get

Your Score:

a = 1 point b = 2 points

0-12 Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater lean muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.

13-24 Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in polite company and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.