Dirty Adult Jokes: You Know You've Had Wild Sex When... (Advices)

- Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

- It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.

- An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.

- The cat's exhausted from just watching you.

- A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.

- You've both gone down one clothing size.

- You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.

- You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.

- Boy, are you hungry!

- You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.