Dirty Adult Jokes: You Probably Flunked Sex Education If You Think... (Advices)

- A clitoris is a type of flower.

- A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

- "Spread eagle" is an extinct bird.

- Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack.

- A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

- A G-string is part of a fiddle.

- Semen is a term for sailors.

- Anus is a Latin term for sailors.

- Testicles are found on an octopus.

- Asphalt describes rectal problems.

- KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.

- Masturbate is a lure used to catch large fish.

- Coitus is a musical instrument.

- Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

- An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.

- A condom is a large apartment complex.

- An orgasm is a musician who accompanies a church choir.

- A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

- A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

- An erection is when Japanese people vote.

- A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

- Sodomy is a special variety of fast growing grass.

- Pornography is the business of making records.

- Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.

- Douche is the French word for "two."