Dirty Adult Jokes: Your Girlfriend Is Really Ugly If... (Advices)

- She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.

- As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.

- Even mosquitoes stay away from her.

- She startles the animals at the zoo.

- On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

- She makes onions cry.

- Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

- Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

- The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

- When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.